Like people driving the wrong way in angled parking. People backing into angled parking. And people not reading simple signs, like ENTER and EXIT. One of these days, I am going to stand in front of a Walmart entrance dressed as Gandolf and every time one of these inbred asswipes who can’t read tries to walk in the door that is CLEARLY labeled EXIT, block them with my staff, yell ‘You shall not PASS!!!!!!’. And them beat them with my stick.