I swear if one more asshole comes in here and wants to use a credit card for $1.50 worth of copies I am going to strangle them. Only been open 30 minutes and already 2 of these special idiots today. Seriously, you don’t have two bucks in change rolling around your car somewhere? Ever hear of a Cash Station? Take your $1.50 and go fuck yourself.
update: Seriously, just happened AGAIN! Guy comes running in out of breath and need 2 copies of his resume for an interview he is on his way to right this moment. I rounded the cost up to a buck and he holds out a debit card. I just stared at him and must have shown my disdain because he then said “you know, i may have a dollar in change int he car” and then ran back out to get the change.