Google sucks ass.

Not much weird crap going on in printing lately.  No funny stories i can spin from crazy-ass customers.  The last few weeks have just been filled with micro-agressions against me.  I have had several of the usual calls asking if we do business cards, then asking me how much without giving me any further information.  i get people asking for huge print jobs to be ready the next day.  Today a lady asked a price for a black copy job, it came out to like $14.  Then after she finishes her file hands it to me and says she wants it in color.  I tell her that color is more expensive, and when she asks I tell her that it went from $14 to $65.  She had a cow and pretty much stormed out, angry that I couldn’t still do it for the $14.  Oh well.

But these last few weeks have been super irritation because of Google.  I hate Google anyway, and I now have a different reason to add to the pile.  We started getting these automated calls that start out “Google maps verification has determined blah blah blah.” The first time I just hung up.  Now we have caller ID here so 10 minutes later the phone rings again from a totally different number that says ‘New Albany, NY’.  I answer the phone and it is the same damn recording.  So I hang up again.  20 minutes later a new call from a different number yields the same result.  So this time I listen to the message and it says if you want to opt out of this call press 1.  So I do that and they atop.  For one day.  Then they start again, each call saying from a different city and number.  So by the third or fourth one the next day I press the button to go to a person.  Maybe I can get my PissedOffprinter going on a live human!  Nope.  I hear the click like someone answered, hear background office sounds, then it hangs up.  OK, now I AM pissed. I try calling back the number but I knew already that wouldn’t work.  It came up as not a valid number.

Now every few days we get 3 or 4 calls from this Google crap.  It probably isn’t Google, but I don’t care.  I hate them anyway and their name is attached to this so they can eat my ass. I can’t seem to get the calls to stop with their automated key.  I can’t get a damn person to actually TALK when I press the button to talk to a person.  The numbers are spoofed (there should be a special place in hell for those companies). So every few days I get to slam the phone down a few times and curse the day Google was created.  Fuck you Google.

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