OK, girl comes in with one (1) poster that she wants printed out on 12″ x 18″ glossy coverstock. She seems shocked that we take orders from walk-ins. Well, we don’t really LIKE doing that, since you are more hassle than what I can usually charge you for, we don’t turn it down. She then hands me a flash drive with her poster on it. I move it over to my computer and open it up. It is a Photoshop document. Great, means it will be a huge file that takes forever to process over to the printer. So I open it up and the program starts screaming at me about missing fonts. It seems that she used 32 DIFFERENT FONTS! I only had 10 of them so the rest would print like crap. I tell her this and she asks what she can do. I tell her to just save it as a PDF and email it to me. “How do I do that?” she asks. WTF, do I have to teach design to all you crappy wannabes as well? Look at your options when you go to ‘save’. Is it that hard? Then she asks me if I could find fonts similar to those she used and substitute them for her. Sure, I tell her, for $72 an hour. I figured at least 30 minutes as I have about 200 different fonts to look thru plus maybe another 1000 I can download for free if I can’t find anything close. She didn’t like that, but it would take time to do it, and I am not free. But the kicker was after all this she asks me if I am open Saturday. Really? You thought I only took orders from business, so why would you think I would be open on the weekend, when most of the businesses are closed? <sigh> Please just go away. I don’t need your hassle.