Do I know you?

Why the hell do people call my store and start talking to me as if I magically know who the fuck they are and what job they are talking about?  Introduce yourself, asswipe!  I deal with anywhere from 10 to 50 jobs in a day and the same amount of phone calls.  Unless you sound like Donald Duck I probably won’t recognize you when you call me to tell me the proof is OK, especially since in the email I said to EMAIL ME BACK IF OK TO PRINT!  Not call me. I want proof that you OKed the job so when you come back and tell me that your name is spelled wrong I can make fun of you while on hold and charge you to run a reprint. In my best Samual Jackson, “Email, motherfucker, do you know how to use it?!?!

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