By now I am used to people calling a print shop and asking ‘Do you do business cards?’ of course we do, you moron. Occasionally I get creative with my responses but i always keep it professional, until they hang up. Then I rant, like on here. But one day I had calls for 2 of the most specific things ever. The first call of the morning was a Hispanic lady with very broken English asking me if we printed Spanish wedding invitations. What i WANTED to say was something smartassed like “No, we only print them in Greek, Polish and Piglatin”, but I didn’t. Then the next one a few calls later was a dude asking if we printed Gay Flyers. WTF! Dude, I don’t care who you want to diddle, what color you are or which presidential candidate you liked. If your money is good and what you want me to print isn’t illegal, I will do it. I have done anti abortion flyers and choice flyers. I have done stripper promo cards. I don’t care, bring it!